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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." ~Dave Barry
-Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. ~Author Unknown
-If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut. ~Albert Einstein
-Every person you meet, every single one, is looking for their story. There are no exceptions. You become part of it by how you treat them. ~Unknown
-The era of true peace on earth will not come as long as a tremendous percentage of your taxes goes to educate men in the trades of slaughter. ~Reginald Wright Kauffman
-You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. ~Jeanette Rankin
-The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. ~Mark Twain
-The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ~Dorothy Parker
-A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ~Mitch Ratcliffe
-Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die. ~Herbert Hoover
-The word "Verb" is actually a Noun.
-Crying actually helps reduce stress
-There are only Two ATMs in Antarctica, but only one is active (as of 2013)
-The Electric Chair was invented by a dentist.
-The "You Are Here" Arrow is called a "Ideolocator"
-Snails can sleep for 3 years
-Bubble Wrap was originally a new kind of Wallpaper
-A Mosquito has 47 teeth
-In New Jersey, it is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest when committing a murder.
-In the earlier versions of 'Little Red Riding Hood' the girl ate her grandmother, and then gets eaten by the wolf after getting in bed with him.
-In Egypt, at one point actors were forbidden from testifying in court because they were considered "professional liars"
-The most successful interrogator of World War 2 was Hanns Scharff, but he did not use torture. He would get information by being friendly to them to gain their trust by taking them to a cinema on camp or sharing a tea or coffee with them.
-There is a Statue in Switzerland of a man eating a sack of babies known as The Child Eater of Bern , its over 500 years old and no one knows why it was built.
-Cherries have chemical compounds that inhibit tumor growth.
-The UN has declared access to the internet a human right.
-Diamonds do not show up in X-rays.
-Blind people can smile without seeing others smile, because its a natural human reaction.
-Texting actually helps improve writing skills.
-The 5 stages of grief goes in this order: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance.
-Carrots do not improve eye sight, they only maintain them.
I wanna be a werewolf
Something supernatural so please help me
I'm pretty nice
If you need to talk to someone feel free to talk to me \(^_^)/
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying ''Dang we really messed up, but that sure was fun!''
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ''I'M HOME!''
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Tell you they are your friend and say they will help you
REAL FRIENDS: Show you they are your friend and help you no mater what
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
The girl you called a maggot her father was accused of murder. The boy you pushed today already has to always work for his family. The girl you hit is already beimg abused at home. The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for his country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.
Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.
You don?t cross my mind because you are always on my mind.
I don?t like you because I love you.
I don?t want you because I need you.
If you left I would die, not cry.
I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you.
I wouldn't do anything for you because I would do everything for you.
But I would still pick my life because you are my life.
*Put this on your profile if you agree*