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Name: ConjureJack
Birthday: May 22 1999
Location: North Carolina
Gender: Male
Last Seen: Sat, 19 Oct 2013

Membership: Member

Personal Bio
So heres the deal, for those of you who met me from when I was a runaway, I'm back with my "parents" now but I'm leaving again. the only problem is, I have nowhere to go. :/ looks like im stuck, so basically ppl, stop messaging me about where I am now :P you know who you are.


I am in a great coven called Eclipse. This coven is made up

Of friendly people and there are some very knowledgable

people too. If you have no coven and are looking for one,

Please take a look at Eclipses bio, we would love to have

New (and active) members join. We even offer classes :P


.Hello mates, its Jackson here. Mail me if you want to talk, I try to be friends with everyone.

.I'm also looking for a Mentor (teacher, whatevz).

.Fluffy : Someone who is a general idiot, who claims impossible feats and spouts off impossible abilities and knowledged they claim to have but do not demonstrate in chat. When questioned about their claims or any attempt to give factual advice to them, said Fluff will become hostile and try to fight against the people who are only trying to help them, claiming they don't need help/already have the answers. Usually, a fluff with defend their nonsense with lines like "It's my belief" or "it's my opinion", "my friend said it was true", "nothing is impossible", or "I've done this before" (with no proof to back up their wild claims).

.If you got this far, then you deserve to know, my Skype name is Hazel3966.

.I do not tolerate stupidity or fluffiness. You are not a werewolf, vampire, mermaid, or fairy. You cannot change your DNA or appearance with magick nor can you control the elements like the avatar. It's not possible. If you PM me with any fluffiness, you will be blocked and ignored. Please do not waste my time.

.Magic is neither good nor evil, white or black or any color for that matter, at its core, but is rather defined by the wielder and his or her intentions, though intentions may be great it is the results that truly matter.

.Real Magic is not merely an assortment of skills and techniques. It's a blend of interest and dedication. Which allows each person to observe, to learn, to adapt, and to invent unique ways of changing identity and reality from within by manifesting your intentions into reality by a myriad of different means.

Basics (commonly accepted)



-Alignment of Energy

-Grounding and Centering

-Charging and Empowering

-Altered States of Consciousness

-Circle Casting


Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one

of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...


A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!



- Astral Helpline, how may I help you?

- [sounds of sobbing]

- Madam? Calm down, breath, I'm here to help you. What is your problem?

- I.... I went astral traveling and now... [sobbing] now I can't get back to my body!

- Oh.... OK. How do you know this?

- I tried to come back but now I can't see anything!

- Right. So, I'll talk you through this, are you ready?

- [sobbing] Yes...

- I need to ask something first, did you go astral with only a candle giving you light?

- Yes....

- Alright. Can you envision yourself back in the room you left? Imagine it in your mind's eye.

- I'm doing it right now. I still can't see anything, tho!!

- Just relax. Do you know where the nearest light switch would be in your room?

- Yes...

- Could you reach it from where your body is?

- I think so, yes.

- Good, very good. Now, imagine moving your hand towards the light switch. In fact, move your astral body's hand towards it. Are you with me?

- Yes, I am moving my hand.

- Can you feel the light switch?

- Yes, I can! What do I do now?

- Switch the light on!

- Yes! Yes! It worked! I got back! I can see! Thank you!!

- That's what we're here for, Ma'am. Astral Helpline at your service.



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