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Name: cooperb
Location: everywere
Gender: Male
Last Seen: Fri, 13 Apr 2012


Membership: Member

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certified earth sorcerer, plans to attend grey school of wizardry

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you ave no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying ''Dang we really messed up, but that sure was fun!''

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it?s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ''I'M HOME!''

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Just so were clear, I don't like you. I don't want to talk to you. when your spells that i told you backfire and you kill someone or yourself, i don't want to hear it. you have to take responsibility for your actions. i hate spammers and people who post spells like "yell Brisinger!" and hope it catches on fire. I hate it when people come to me with a stupid question like "Does the 'Three Nights of Hell' spell work?" duh, it works or else i wouldn't post it! if you want to have a dignified talk and actually ask me real questions, i will work with you, but cross the line and you will wake up with a succubus so far up your ass you wont be able to sleep for 3 weeks!

jk, i wont stick a succubus up your ass, but i will block you :D

?Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.?


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