|certified earth sorcerer, plans to attend grey school of wizardry
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you ave no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying ''Dang we really messed up, but that sure was fun!''
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it?s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ''I'M HOME!''
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Just so were clear, I don't like you. I don't want to talk to you. when your spells that i told you backfire and you kill someone or yourself, i don't want to hear it. you have to take responsibility for your actions. i hate spammers and people who post spells like "yell Brisinger!" and hope it catches on fire. I hate it when people come to me with a stupid question like "Does the 'Three Nights of Hell' spell work?" duh, it works or else i wouldn't post it! if you want to have a dignified talk and actually ask me real questions, i will work with you, but cross the line and you will wake up with a succubus so far up your ass you wont be able to sleep for 3 weeks!
jk, i wont stick a succubus up your ass, but i will block you :D
?Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.?