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Name: Electric_Sun
Last Seen: Sun, 03 Jul 2011

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Even inside Chaos resides order.

within the confounds of life exist something beyond comprehension

I reside in both myth and legend as a theoretical symbol of what cannot be achieved

I am a Utopia

I am not of this earth


Is God willing to prevent Evil, but not able?

Then he is not Omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is Malevolent.

Is he both able, and willing?

Then whence cometh Evil?

Is he neither willing, nor able?

Then why call him God?



Suffocated by Television,

I am your child,


Empty in this recurring cycle of life.

I am your child,

I am a Modern American

I am your Frankenstein


"Never Hate yourself because at the end of the day you're the only one you are with."-Myself, Kylie Kevorkian


Chav - Sub species of human

Commonly thought to be of inferior intellect, the Chavette surprises us with its cunning plan to avoid taking up a professional career and provide itself with free accommodation supplied by tax payers by spawning multi coloured mini chavs at a early stage in life, usually mid teens.

Clearly recognisable by their distinctive tribal Burberry they congregate in town centres and on street corners, Chavs have a reputation of being creative with public property and motor vehicles, building themselves Chaviots out of mechcano sets and strip lighting, and providing us with humorous banta written on toilet walls like ?Shit? and ?Tasha woz ere? in an attempt to relieve our boredom while urinating.

Their language is a basic form of English thus avoiding any words they cannot spell or pronounce, even to the extent of creating new words only they know the meaning of.

Hunting in large groups Chavs will single out the weakest, smallest prey and attack it without mercy avoiding any personal injury and insuring victory.

Chavs unfortunately don't yet fall into the category of rodent and in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest control. Darn!-

I think I speak for everyone when I say thank you Chavs for the great contribution you?ve made to this country, you?ve made it what it what it is today ? a shit hole.


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