What's your excuse?

I can't because I spent all my money.

You have to bake a cake

I can't because I don't know what baking is

You have to tie my shoe

I can't because i cannot tie a knot.

you have to jump on one leg

I have bad ankles.
You have to babysit the kids.

I can't because I have to catsit

You have to change the batteries on the control

I can't because I can't find the control

You have to style my dog's hair

I can't the cats hate dogs.
You got to give the cats a bath.

I can't because I have to wait for programs to download.

You have to bake a chocolate cake.

But I'm about to do yoga.

You have to polish the chandeliers.

I can't because I'm too short

You have to buy me a new kitchen