Ok this spell's hilarious

Yes I see you have many... parodist 'spells' on the site.

There are a lot more like that. The "phone" section is full of them. Including one that's labeled "get a free 9g phone".

I'm also amazed that the website has a section titled "resurrection". Sure if paramedics can bring someone back while doing CPR, a witch with the knowledge of an ancient invocation of life and CPR instruction might be able to up his/her chances. But this isn't World of Warcraft!

And although the resurrection spell with animal sacrifice seems scarily legitimate, people are embalmed and sealed with cement and 6 feet of dirt. How are they going to come back to life?! Seriously. I could understand this being used in the old days when people couldn't tell the difference between a coma and death and had easy access to the body in its natural state but not now.

This is my opinion: I personally think that whoever is in cargo of this inside should remove the silly fake spells and ban those people who think the craft is a joke. There a waste of time and a waste of space. No one needs them around here and they dont need to be on here!!! I know I sound kinda rude, but this is my opinion. Plus, wasn't there a thread that tried to ban penisface?? -__- when are we ever going to remove these people??

The problem with banning anybody is that they can start another account in another name. This is a "public" forum. Also, the site has many advertisements trying to get your money. "The first spell is free" sort of thing. Okay, I'm an old man, and many youngsters may think that the old know nothing new. Well, any "Oldie" will accept that a modern car is a great improvement on a Model T Ford. But would still hold that some things have lasted for many years, and that a modern piece of furniture would not!
This a site of "beliefs". So I will leave this thread with the advice that was given to me many years ago:-
"Do not believe everything you read. Do not believe everything you hear. And only believe half of what you see!"

well the mods could easily ban his ip address (making it so that he couldn't make another account).

My thought exactly. I think that people who post alot and are experts in the craft and also mature should have the power to ban people or take off spells. Poeple like Brysing, raven, and others should be able to remove fake spells or people.

I down rated all this guys spells and marked them as spam. They all are.

He got banned :O
All the spells are gone lmao!
=p

he got banned!! :D

what was the spell for anyway

and i agree theres some stupid spells out there ( and stupid people ) like the other day i was bored so i was looking over the spells sections and i found a spell thats supposed to fill your stomach with penute butter and jelly , and it was from a tv show i watch to

i think if more than 3 spells of a person have been banned they should be banned to

im not saying i know it all but i know enough to know when people are being stupid , and roleplaying its annoying