Funny magick stories

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There ya go lol
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Re: Funny magick stories
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Re: Funny magick stories
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Anyone else have any funny magick stories? I have one from just today. I was getting my wisdom tooth out today, but prior to the surgery I had a lesson that I reeeally didn't want to go to. So I did a spell the night before so that I wouldn't have to go. Before the spell, I had to take medication for the operation, medication which should have just made me pass out. When I woke up in the morning, I was still stoned out of my mind (still am a bit) so much so that everyone felt bad for me and I didn't have to go. It was really odd because I usually have a VERY high tolerance for drugs, especially for something as mild as this.

Oh well. I got a good story out of it, and I got to sleep a lot, which is a plus.
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Re: Funny magick stories
By: / Novice
Post # 12
lol, nothing like that's ever happened to me but...

my coven isn't exactly together, there's 3 control freaks who always fight and we break up [get back together, break up, you get the idea] WELL all but myself is fire element, and whenever they cast the circle [control freaks, so i've only cast when it's just me] the fire candle always burns down in 3 minutes no matter how big the candle. one time we invited our atheist friend to join, [he doesn't think magick is real, but he likes celtic and wants to learn stuff] while we're in the middle of the ritual, i glance over at the candle, and theirs wax all over the carpet. the five of us stop to fix the candle, and my atheist friend is freaking out like he just saw god or something, and we're annoyed because of how often this happens.

well we found it funny.
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Re: Funny magick stories
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I tried the traffic light spell, which makes it stay green for you. It stays green until I get up to it, which is an epic fail, because I'm supposed to go past it!
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Re: Funny magick stories
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well this i thought was funny. I did not want to go with my uncle to his work office it was a 2 hour drive, so i did a spell not to go this was the same day my favorite pie was made (I WAS SO HAPPY) idk were it was from but there was a blank note on it so i did what anyone would do i ate it. 10 minutes later i found out i made a big mistake. i passed out for hours that pie had a ounce of weed cooked into it when i woke up my uncle yelled at me about how there was a reason there was a note on it i told him how there was nothing written on it i found the note on the counter and guess what? i turned it over and guess what it said "DO NOT EAT!"
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Re: Funny magick stories
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@ Nekoshema

I laughed so much when I read your post. I can only imagine the candle wax on the carpet and your friend freaking out. It sounds so funny :-D
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thats to weird you said that the spell you used to keep people out of your room, also gave it a rotting smell..i did this spell and the exact same thing happened to me..weird =)
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well, someone must've cast a spell to keep people out of my math class... People keep saying it smells like 'genocide'. My teacher doesnt like that term. lol.
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Re: Funny magick stories
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This borders on potty humor, as such I apologize in advance for the crudeness, but it fits the topic of the thread, so here goes lol.

When I was first learning how to meditate, was doing all the relaxation, etc. etc... got so relaxed that I wound up farting, and it smelled so horrible it ruined the meditation XD
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