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Help me I'm a gargoyle
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I'm an internet using gargoyle.
ROFL

Since everybody wants to be ultra cool twilight (emo) vampire or (calvin klein model) werewolf I find this refreshing.

Why wouldn't someone want to become a gargoyle. They're strong and can fly. I bet they can beat any vampire or werewolf.
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Maybe it's because they aren't related to certain bedroom activities, don't look as attractive as the other two, and books have not yet been written portraying them as anything exciting.

That, and, statues are not exactly known for reproducing so it would be harder for the wannabes to explain their own existence. Unless they come up with Pinocchio stories. "I'm alive because I'm a good boy."
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Hey man :( Pinocchio is cool! XD

I agree. There is a sexuality to vampires and werewolves. Vamps are your pretty boys, Werewolves are more rugged (though I am so pumped to go see that new Wolfman movie, but simultaneously fearing the werewolves that may crop up here because of it).

What people see of vampires and werewolves comes from TV... a place where people are paid to be attractive and life is made to look easy and fun 24/7; even their tragedies are exciting. Ye Olde myths were meant to scare you lol XD.

Don't you guys remember that cartoon, Gargoyles? That made it look fun XD

Fun fact about me: I collect gargoyles :3
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It was a good cartoon.
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I have exactly 20 Gargoles outside my house and garden and yes i am filthy rich.
I live in a cottage withh a 20 acher garden XD
Honest. =)
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well truth is you have to know what gargoyle you are talking about theres the every day waterspouts that we see and there are the others, the old beings and guardians. but just to make this short they theres nothing much about them as there are of the others so people just pass them by.
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