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Xmas i never understood. It's the one day a year when you allow some strange fat guy with random gifts to break into your house,leave strange packages on your floor,and give you candy that you shouldnt except from strangers and to top it all off you feed him milk and cookies to thank him for not robbing you.Not to mention he wears a bright red suit and watches you around the clock 24/7.
bet your going to think twice about santa now.

have a happy yule and drink plenty of nog!
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I have always found the idea of Santa slightly unnerving XD Thank you for the chuckles.
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It's why we leave the fireplace lit every year around this time. We don't mind the cold, but I won't be having some strange fat man climbing down my chimney.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone.
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We don't have a chimney @_@ So I guess entering the house would be some sneaky B&E business... Santa you dirty crook XD

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I walked up to my friend, put one hand on his shoulder, the other stroking his head, "Hey little boy, Santa watches you while you sleep.."
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I never understood it either..
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i have always foundthe thought of Santa...well how to put this...creepy. i think that the only man that should be watching me 24/7 should be the man that i love. or if you prefer girls then the girl that you love.
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yeah we dont have a chimney either.lol that's why i'll get him this year.lol
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This post is funny. If I see him in my house and if he spots me and tries to make me fall asleep, I'll kick him where the sun don't shine and said ''You don't treat women like that! And I though Santa was a lady! And don't spy on me 24/7 you freaky pervert!"
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I never liked it. He hangs with a bunch of elves, makes toys to attract little kids (as if the elf thing wasn't creepy enough), and watches you while you sleep. That's why I keep knives for that perv.
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Last week, a toy elf was staring at my little cousin with big round eyes. It watched him for the rest of the school day and later when he went to sleep, he had nightmares of that elf.
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