Summon Borat

Ingredients

An image of Borat and you must sing the Borat song off key

Description

This will summon Borat

Spell Casting

While jerking off to a picture of Borat, be sure to sing loudly and off tune:

Kazakhstan greatest

country in the world.

All other countries are

run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one

exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

 

Kazakhstan home of

Tinshein swimming pool.

It’s length thirty meter

and width six meter.

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

It remove 80 percent

of human solid waste.

 

 

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Norther fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan friend of

all except Uzbekistan.

They very nosey people

with bone in their brain.

 

 

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and  fprtrouser belt.

Kazakhstan’s prostitutes

cleanest in the region.

Except of course for Turkmenistan’s

 

 

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty

penis of our leader.

From junction with the

testes to tip of its face!


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