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No offence to the Goddess, but I just don't feel at home here. After a long time of searching through all of the things I enjoy in this world, the lands of Middle Earth always pull at my heart strings. I feel a connection to it, as if I could sleep here one day and wake up there the next. I know that I have apparent "responsibilities" here on regular Earth, but it is like the sea calling to the elves. If I stay here much longer, I might go mad. So, SoM forums, could someone tell me of a ritual to do this? Physically. I know about OBEs but I can't seem to do it. I always fall asleep and never remember a thing. I need something to get me there before go absolutely bonkers.