Casting Instructions for 'Memerology'
Turn off the lights and arrange the candles in a circle
Place the cinnamon sticks in the centre
Drip the newborn blood and Orphan tears over them
Recite this line, 'I request thee, lord of the underworld, to grant me the dankest memes, from dat boi to doge I want the dominion over it all, in return I offer the sacrifice of these items before me, take my gift of kindness and grant me the power I crave'
You should feel a tingling around the groin, next time you try to make a meme you will find your powers greatly increased (if it worked!)
It worked for me
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