@Heist: You clearly do not know enough about Magic to even answer this accurately. How about, instead of being negative in most of your topics, you discuss what IS possible?
@Jonathan: There are certain things that can be picked up this way. Some of the methods include the creation of a Tulpa, a mental manifestation created by repetitive thought and energy programming.
Another method, is meditation and focusing on your inner personalities. Setting up a sacred zone in your mental space can help bring both spirits and your own subconscious into view of which you can communicate directly with. This takes a lot of practice, focus and honesty with yourself.
I will say that, initially, what you are saying isn't possible, as far as creating a physical or quasi-physical being to interact with, but there are several avenues to achieve a like end to this.
Yes, you should research magic, but do yourself a favor and look at magic openly and seek to understand it's intricacies and techniques that have been practiced for thousands of years. They will often get close to something you desire, but you must be mindful to be realistic in this dimension, else you set yourself up for foolery and disappointment.
And what works for other people, may not necessarily work with you and so forth.