Items Needed: Ouija Board, wand, item of choice
Use item as a Planchette and make contact with a spirit. Next, while holding item with left hand, use your right hand to take your wand and, while pointing at object, say:
"Oh this spirit may to this object you be confined. May it's influence radiate from this object forever. By the power of three times three it is done. So mote it be."