Should anyone care to know of me, they need only view my profile.
Nonetheless, I chose to follow the "Introduce Yourself" pattern for my first forum post-- Just to continue the tradition of such things, of course.
Rather than rambling on about myself, however, why not share something useful for everyone who bothers to read this nonsense?
So here they are, the Two Ultimate Secrets of Absolute Power:
1. Never tell anyone everything you know.