While I really think this is a bad idea and should be left alone,
perhaps you could enchant the glove with whichever bad luck curse you want. Then use a binding and/or protection spell to keep the effects away from you.
However, this is just a thought. I'm not entirely sure if it would work as you want it to.
You could call it the sadim touch. Thats midas backward. Instead of everything you touch with the glove turning to gold it turns to poop. Metaforicaly speaking. Then maybe you could post your results. If you are wiccan maybe you could petition or invite loki and his wife sigyn to a circle. With harm to none so mote it be. Hee hee.