Nope. Not going to happen. You are human, deal with it.
By: AwakeTooLong Moderator / Knowledgeable Aug 03, 2013
Post # 4
You kids are adorable. You do realize that the lovable, sparkly vampires with human emotions and tortured souls full of love are purely the invention of hollywood? All mythology concerning vampires paints them as blood thirsty and savage and wanting only to consume.
So, that being the case, even if it is just "my opinion," if you find a vampire you'll just make a sad little snack.