what i hate about SoM has less to do about the site and people who sit around and complain without giving solutions. [i know you gave one] people are aloud to have jokes on their profile. while not on mine here, most accounts i have on sites claim i'm from 'the digital world' which is a reference to one of my favourite anime's. do i honestly think i am? no, it's for fun. when a persons location is made up, who cares? i personally don't want to know where people live. it's neat to know the country, but if someone wants to put down, say, 'duckberg' then let them. it's when they swear up and down they're a thousand year old vampire or something we should correct them.
i do believe it's written in the rules what one can and can't have on their profile, so read them and see if a person is breaking the rules. if they are, mail a mod. if they're not but you feel it is, again, mail a mod. don't bug them, one will do. they're busy, and they have a life outside this site. this is more of a hobby for them i think.
just so you know, there kind of is someone who finds and gag/bans accounts, it's called everyone on the site. an account you claim was almost instantly gagged, with several other gagged accounts probably has been labeled a troll or role-player and the person is now a gag on sight user. if this is the case, don't worry. you see the person, you report them, they're gone, end of story. mods, admin, and editors all look for these people, but they're busy with a lot of the site maintenance, so it's farther down the list of problems. if a normal member see's someone breaking the rules, you mail a mod, and they look into it.