Awake and Brysing, you gave me a good laugh! I totally agree.
That's why I stick with my roots. Nature is where it's at!
I don't agree with Wiccan because I feel they ignore the darker side of Nature, the "Crone" aspect. All of nature, even the "gods" and spirits all have their dark sides. We as pagans should respect and honor all of it, as our ancestors did.
I can't say that I'm "traditional" like Brysing because most of my "practises", as the English would put it, are Native American. But nature magick is my forte. =)