It's faster to learn to use a catapult
then it is to learn to fly a plane.
I suggest you wear a helmet and set up a net to catch you.
For those of you who think I am giving a dangerous,
and lame attempt to be funny type of idea,
no, I'm not.
There are seriously people who set up a net
a certain distance away from the catapult,
put on protective gear,
and launch themselves from the catapult to the net.
It is dangerous,
but so is flying a plane.