Zombie Emergency Procedure!
95% of all known zombies can be stopped by decapitation or destroying the brain. Aim your desparate improvised weapons at the head and neck.
DO NOT SPLIT UP!
Someone WILL get killed, turned into a zombie, and the next person to see them will go: "Oh, it's my friend. I'll just turn around and OH MY GOD WHY IS HE EATING MY BRAIN????"
DO NOT USE FIRE!
The only thing worse then undead hordes trying to eat your brain, is undead hordes trying to eat your brain WHILE ON FIRE!!!!!