He Who Dies With The Most

Einstien if we split the toy it will blow up

Aliester crowley the toy will unlock the potential for ultimate power

LMAO good ones tank!!!

Perfectnist-who ever has the best toy wins

Thanks Kts only trying to keep up with your wit

I loved this one; Satanist - I'm going to smash all your toys.

Once a toy is dipped in water it is no longer dry. So basic. Lmao. Love it.

Pessimist- Sees the toy as half empty
Optimist- Sees the toy as half full

Muslim- We can not play with a toy because there can be no representation of a toy
Buddhist- They toy is suffering and therefor it is a part of life
Rastafarian- We must smoke the toy everyday
Pastafarian- They toy is a spaghetti monster and we have been touched by it's noddly appendage
Heavens Gaters- Are playing with their toys in space as they ride the comet away from Earth

ROTFLMAO

Sadist - these toys hurt
Masochist - why are all these toys broken?

Perfectnist-who ever has the best toy wins ,

LOL sounds like some one I know LOL

Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling ours.
i liked that one best ^.^