the whole teleportion this is a bunch of bull. Why can't kids ask for something that is more plausible. You want a cure for you to be able to get out of bed on time, go to bed early and wake up to your alarm clock like everyone else. You wanna get out of parties you don't like, then leave or don't go at all.
Kids these days are looking for some of the most rediculous crap, how do i become a werewolf, can you change me into a mermaid, how do i become a vampire, think things through guys and girls, i mean seriously. Magic isn't so that all your dreams come true over night, or even within a few minutes. Magic takes a long time to learn, and master.
Rome was not built over night.