Sea witch and Hellenic Polytheist, among other things.
I'm always willing to help when asked, but I have no patience for those who don't know how to research a little or use the resources available to them (online search engines, public libraries, etc). I'm not a fan of small talk so I recommend coming to me with a topic in mind; any messages with only a simple greeting and/or "how are you?" will be ignored as they generally lead nowhere.
"They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price." -? Kahlil Gibran, Sand and Foam?