Life? Life is like a piano. The white keys represent happiness, and the black keys show sadness. But as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys make music too.
Hello mates, its Jackson here. Mail me if you want to talk, I try to be friends with everyone.
Fluff: referring to the made up magic, role play, or junk that some people want to be true magic but is not.
I do not tolerate stupidity or fluffiness. You are not a werewolf, vampire, mermaid, or fairy. You cannot change your DNA or appearance with magick nor can you control the elements like the avatar. It's not possible. If you PM me with any fluffiness, you will be blocked and ignored. Please do not waste my time.
Magic is neither good nor evil, white or black or any color for that matter, at its core, but is rather defined by the wielder and his or her intentions, though intentions may be great it is the results that truly matter.
Real Magic is not merely an assortment of skills and techniques. It's a blend of interest and dedication. Which allows each person to observe, to learn, to adapt, and to invent unique ways of changing identity and reality from within by manifesting your intentions into reality by a myriad of different means.
Basics (commonly accepted)
-Alignment of Energy
-Grounding and Centering
-Charging and Empowering
-Altered States of Consciousness
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
Me: My car took forever to start
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
- Astral Helpline, how may I help you?
- [sounds of sobbing]
- Madam? Calm down, breath, I'm here to help you. What is your problem?
- I.... I went astral traveling and now... [sobbing] now I can't get back to my body!
- Oh.... OK. How do you know this?
- I tried to come back but now I can't see anything!
- Right. So, I'll talk you through this, are you ready?
- [sobbing] Yes...
- I need to ask something first, did you go astral with only a candle giving you light?
- Alright. Can you envision yourself back in the room you left? Imagine it in your mind's eye.
- I'm doing it right now. I still can't see anything, tho!!
- Just relax. Do you know where the nearest light switch would be in your room?
- Could you reach it from where your body is?
- I think so, yes.
- Good, very good. Now, imagine moving your hand towards the light switch. In fact, move your astral body's hand towards it. Are you with me?
- Yes, I am moving my hand.
- Can you feel the light switch?
- Yes, I can! What do I do now?
- Switch the light on!
- Yes! Yes! It worked! I got back! I can see! Thank you!!
- That's what we're here for, Ma'am. Astral Helpline at your service.