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maurini
Name: maurini
Location: salt lake city, utah
Gender: Male
Last Seen: Sat, 03 Aug 2013
Membership: Member


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Well, ever since I was born I was this ugly baby...I was the only baby that had tinted windows in his incubator!...The nurses would not feed me. They hired a fake dressing nurse with a "Yosemite Sam" mustache to do that...Now that I'm all grown up I am starting to plan for my future...I buy two cases of beer instead of one!... Magic has always been something that has intrigued me...Ever since I looked up at the moon and realized that it was not my Aunt's Patricia's ass mooning me for telling her when I was young that the soup that she made was good enough to lick a mustache(she had plenty of lip hair on her)...Well, my cousins told me this when I was young and I believe it. Now, besides being like a lawn mower...Throw off obnoxious gas, half of the time never start off and being hard to push off...Well, I'm here to learn something new....