Magic Spells - Bitch-Be-Gone

No, this isn't to banish unwanted bitches, it's to banish--or rather, ground out and transform into peace--negative feelings you yourself have, usually at work or in other circumstances where your anxiety level and desire to choke someone bare-handed rise as does your blood pressure. I keep a jar of this stuff i n my desk and inhale its scent to alleviate bad moods, surliness, PMS, and other I-hate-my-species feelings.

Blend together and grind into a mush, using the essential oils to intensify the smell and bind everything together so it's moist and pasty. If you can't find amber powder add a little more sandalwood. When you feel the bitch starting to come out open it and smell it for a few seconds.Always keep the lid on when not in use.