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Original Post:
by: Brim on Apr 20, 2009

Ok...so here's the deal...i found this story somewhere and it's AWESOME!
Read this and reconsider your fears and worries of the afterlife...keep in mind, death is only the beginning...Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift...that is why it is called a present...ok...i'm done loading $h1t Read on you will like it i'm sure of it!

A Pagan dies and to his surprise he finds himself standing in front of some pearly white gates.
The Pagan asks: "where am I?"
Peter says: "You are at the gates of Heaven."
The Pagan replies: "But I don't believe in Heaven."
Peter frowns at him: "you're one of those Pagans, aren't you?"
"Yes, I believe I 'm in the wrong place. I'm supposed to go to Summerland."
Peter says: "Sorry. We took over the Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling."
"What should I do now?"
Peter says: "well, since we don't allow Pagans in Heaven, you will have to go to Hell. Sorry. Just follow that path downward and to the left."
The Pagan walks downward to Hell, where the gates are standing wide open. He walks in and sees beautiful meadows, happy animals , and clear streams of water.
He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes, a courtly gentleman walks up to him, and bows politely.
"hello, I'm Satan. You must be that guy St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?"
"Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?"
Satan says: "Well, the fishing's good if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road too."
And i believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill."
Suddenly, a hole opens up above in the sky, and a yawning chasm opens up directly underneath it.
The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud.
The Pagan hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan: " and what was THAT?"
Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way."
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THE END

I bet you liked the story...Cus i loved it and was pleasantly
surprised by it. Please tell me what you think!